---Before reading this short story, understand that I'm big on this issue. I do not lie to my kids whether it's about Santa, the Easter bunny, or any other false ish. Remember that old saying, "The Truth shall set you free"? Besides all that, I found this funny. Carry on...



A guy is sunbathing nude at the beach. A little girl comes up to him, so he covers his
privates with a newspaper..

The little girl says, 'What's under there?' The man says, 'A bird.' The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. He wakes up in a hospital and in great pain. A doctor & a policeman are at his bed, and the Dr. asks, "Do you remember what happened?"

The man answers, 'I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to
a little girl."

The policeman says "I asked her what happened? She said, 'I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. Then it spit at me! ...so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed its two little eggs!"

-Funny Right?

Stacks On Deck Huh?

I guess some people aren't used to having anything, therefore we may come across photo's like this one from time to time. People, it is not necessary to show off your goods in pictures like this. If you "the man" and you "got it like that", let your swagger speak for itself. Enough said.