---Before reading this short story, understand that I'm big on this issue. I do not lie to my kids whether it's about Santa, the Easter bunny, or any other false ish. Remember that old saying, "The Truth shall set you free"? Besides all that, I found this funny. Carry on...



A guy is sunbathing nude at the beach. A little girl comes up to him, so he covers his
privates with a newspaper..

The little girl says, 'What's under there?' The man says, 'A bird.' The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. He wakes up in a hospital and in great pain. A doctor & a policeman are at his bed, and the Dr. asks, "Do you remember what happened?"

The man answers, 'I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to
a little girl."

The policeman says "I asked her what happened? She said, 'I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. Then it spit at me! ...so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed its two little eggs!"

-Funny Right?

Stop Lying To Your Kids!

The easter bunny, santa, the tooth fairy and the boogey man are all FAKE . Don't use traditions or innocence as an excuse either. Many children are devastated at the age they realize parents/grandparents lied to them about pointless fictional characters over the years. Children have great imaginations, so lying to them is not required. My oldest son is almost 4, but he knows santa is fake. When he loses a tooth, he will get a suprise for it, but telling him the tooth fairy came into his room is not necessary. Stop lying to them. They are smart and will question why you lied in the first place. Every "holiday" has a wordly gimmick to confuse people of its true meaning. Don't fall into it with the guise of tradition. (Notice the pic above...the baby doesnt even want to be there with "santa". He's scared, but i guess it was very important for him to sit for the traditional "Santa's lap" pic...sadly smh)

Twitter Over Capacity???

How can this be? This is 2010 and the internet rules everything. Facebook, Twitter & Skype (just a couple sites that i use the most) are "happening" right now! Everyone wants to be a part of this movement. Facebook has its errors every now and then, but Twitter is all the time! Every day this week, while trying to log into Twitter, i get the "over Capacity" message. Get it together Twitter, get it together!